Daydream Believer

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

world heritage post

There’s an airport near me where you can see people inside sitting on the toilets from the freeway.

THE LAST ONE KILLS ME

THIS IS AMAZING

She threw him so hard he bounced! Damn this is satisfying to watch on a loop.

That’s fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i like how this is the first time i’ve seen “deplatform” used in the most LITERAL sense

what kinda reach

their blog name is literally algebratwo

This did not go where I expected it to go

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

I can’t breathe

WHERE’S HIS GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE