D I S E A S E D

— Yooo this is a rp blog for Tengai from the 8 precepts of Death! Hit like or reblog if you are in the bnha fandom! 

➝ Rules

‘  i’m what the kids call full of anxiety  ’ ‘  life has truly been meaningless without vine. nothing’s funny anymore. i haven’t laughed in months, not even a chuckle.  ’ ‘  no offense but….. release your inhibitions, feel the rain on you skin  ’ ‘  people are always like ‘are you a morning person or a night person’ and i’m just like buddy i’m barely even a person  ’ ‘  i’m such a fall bitch i wish it was october  ’ ‘  i might be a bit fucked up but i swear i have a good heart  ’ ‘  nothing will ruin your 20′s more than thinking you should have your life together  ’ ‘  not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least  ’ ‘  nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing  ’ ‘  it makes my whole day better to see you  ’ ‘  do u ever get those days where u actually look kinda ok and u take 400 selfies bc this day may never come again  ’ ‘  uhh!! i need a gif, a vacation, a bowl of fruit, and $40,000  ’ ‘  i just want my heart to stop hurting  ’ ‘  how do you get undepressed  ’ ‘  yeah i be sad sometimes, but don’t get it twisted i ain’t weak, bitch  ’ ‘  how do i become easier to love  ’ ‘  (not so) Breaking News: i’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it  ’ ‘  self care is rolling over and going back to sleep  ’ ‘  plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over. now that sounds lit.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words  ’ ‘  i’m fluent in talking shit  ’ ‘  is ‘no’ an emotion because i feel it  ’ ‘  why doesn’t anyone appreciate my sarcasm and bitterness as much as i do  ’ ‘  who needs ghosts? haunt your own house. wander around your own living room wailing and crying  ’ ‘  i wanna be in love but also yikes  ’ ‘  i thought the stars were beautiful, but then i looked into your eyes  ’ ‘  i love people who get excited about stars  ’ ‘  i wonder if someone has ever thought of me so much at night that they couldn’t sleep  ’ ‘  i feel at home when i look at you  ’ ‘  i want to be kind and gentle and loving and i want people to see me and smile and i just want to make people happy  ’ ‘  grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.  ’ ‘  the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal  ’ ‘  i break my heart three times per day  ’ ‘  i’m tired, but i’m not sure what i’m tired of yet  ’ ‘  making me laugh is the key to my heart  ’ ‘  i stay alive for like 3 people lol  ’ ‘  sometimes u just wanna bash your fucking head in  ’ ‘  highest form of art: girls  ’ ‘  i don’t want to look ‘pretty’ i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening  ’ ‘  the best kind of alcohol is a lot  ’ ‘  yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU???? REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT???? i think so too  ’ ‘  and when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, because you’re evil and you smiling like that generally doesn’t indicate anything good. i wouldn’t even call that smiling, it’s more like smirking.  ’ ‘  i love drunk me but i don’t trust her  ’ ‘  mood: i’ll wait in the car  ’ ‘  napping together is an important part of a relationship  ’ ‘  write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave both as a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back  ’ ‘  if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk  ’ ‘  current mood: angrily bisexual  ’ ‘  have you ever just stopped and realized if you haven’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different  ’ ‘  are those feelings??? get them away from me  ’ ‘  i hope that i’m ok in a few years  ’ ‘  what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business  ’ ‘  i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside i’m actually angrier  ’ ‘  my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background  ’ ‘  you can’t spell school without ‘i want to stab myself’  ’ ‘  i’m too cute for 90% of the shit i go through  ’ ‘  the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself  ’ ‘  do i like him or is he just tall  ’ ‘  i hate perfect people… which is why i hate myself  ’ ‘  becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what i planned to do with my life but here i am  ’ ‘  hi i’m here to ruin everything  ’ ‘  oh sorry i was thinking about myself. did you want something?  ’ ‘  how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you  ’ ‘  i’m not even sassy i’m just an asshole  ’ ‘  i use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior  ’ ‘  no mom i already have a job it’s called being hardcore  ’ ‘  the best revenge is to look good  ’ ‘  it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point  ’ ‘  there’s always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder  ’ ‘  sometimes being a person is very overwhelming  ’ ‘  i came out to attack people and i’m honestly having such a good time right now  ’ ‘  imagine a bag of trash with the words ‘handle with care’ and ‘fragile’ written on it. that would be me.  ’ ‘  the first step to murder is to have fun and be yourself  ’ ‘  i always wear black just to remind you that i’m always ready for your funeral  ’ ‘  i’m single by choice. it’s just not my choice.  ’ ‘  wanna know how punk i am?????? *punches a wall* drive me to the hospital  ’ ‘  idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong  ’ ‘  and on your left, you can see me, ruining everything  ’ ‘  i know i have friends but i feel like i have no one to talk to about the shit that goes on in my head  ’ ‘  do you ever just realize how lucky you are that you did the weird thing that led to you being friends with the people are friends with?  ’ ‘  holding hands is so nice and should be done more  ’ ‘  things i don’t have time for: this shit  ’ ‘  i swear if one more adult asks me what i’m going to do with the rest of my life i’m going to fly into the sun  ’ ‘  my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment  ’ ‘  i live in a constant state of feminist rage  ’ ‘  i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, i have no idea what the hell i’m doing  ’ ‘  just straight things #16: not me  ’ ‘  why do ppl get so mad when girls like themselves  ’ ‘  girls get made of fun of for everything. might as well do what you want lol  ’ ‘  i wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation  ’ ‘  i stopped caring when i was like 3  ’ ‘  say no to kids, drugs  ’ ‘  i’m not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye  ’ ‘  i live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird  ’ ‘  if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me  ’ ‘  drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here  ’ ‘  i’ll kiss you so hard don’t fuck w me  ’ ‘  hi good morning touch me inappropriately  ’ ‘  are we gonna fuckin hold hands tonight or what bitch  ’ ‘  yeah i think u cute.. so what?? wanna kiss about it??  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m feeling but there’s a lot of it  ’ ‘  why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive?  ’ ‘  i wish i could download clothes  ’ ‘  i don’t like your clothes take them off  ’ ‘  my favorite flavor of cake is more  ’ ‘  is that dick gluten free  ’ ‘  lactose and no tolerance for yo bitch ass  ’ ‘  i want someone who will light a fire in me  ’ ‘  i want someone who will light me on fire  ’ ‘  napping together is an important part of a relationship  ’ ‘  pros and cons of being my friend – cons: i’m an asshole, pros: i’m your asshole  ’ ‘  do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say ‘let’s go check out that dumpster’ and you’d be like ‘i’m in’  ’ ‘  what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck  ’ ‘  if u listen closely u can hear me not caring  ’ ‘  no logical decisions. we die like horror movie protagonists  ’ ‘  whenever you’re feeling suddenly calm it’s because i took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill  ’ ‘  90% of my day is being nervous  ’ ‘  50% idk 50% idc  ’ ‘  who wants to roadtrip w me we’ll hit as many ufo and paranormal hotspots  ’ ‘  will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful  ’ ‘  just rolled my eyes so hard they fell off my head and now they’re rolling down the street  ’ ‘  houston i have so many problems  ’ ‘  today i’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic  ’ ‘  imho = in my hoe opinion  ’