爆豪勝己

Though the difference between species made communication hard once in a while, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that his dragon was hot. She looked almost like a wilted noodle under the sweltering heat.

"Alright, come on.” The bounty hunting prince swipes off the beads of sweat gathering on his forehead. “Let’s go inside. You want ice cream, Princess?” 

The little dragon stopped in mid bite of another grape to chirp once more in a slightly louder volume, she doesn’t understand human language–but she does understand the word, “walk.” Princess pranced around the small fruit bowl with the grape still in her mouth wagging her tail happily, she wants to go outside and sniff, or catch a fish–or maybe catch a butterfly!

Her eager reactions has him huffing out a laugh. Bakugou extends a hand to lightly stroke the top of the dragon’s head in a gesture of affection. He may not be good with expressing himself, but this he could do, at the very least.

Seasonal was an ideal way to go as it provided a way to be creative with items that were only available for a limited time, though staples would definately be a good backup plan if all else failed. Surely he had a point once more, that choosing ingredients if going for the seasonal option would prove to be at least a bit challenging due to being in-between.

“Does spicy sesame orange chicken count?” She questioned, more so to herself than towards her classmate. It was actually one of the only spicy dishes she ate since the tangy sweet sauce helped cut a bit of the spicy flavor. Mori carefully placed a feathered wing just at the tip of her chin, allowing her mind to wander. The scene itself seemed vaguely familiar, especially as the harpy teen began muttering to herself in a quiet tone. “Mixing flavors as so would be ideal; not only to make the dish so it isn’t on a boring one-note, but also to hopefully play in tune with the palettes of whoever is judging…”

Quickly, she was snapped back to reality at his sudden and slight outburst. A small jolt to her body caused a short squeak to erupt pass her lips, yet was quickly to hush herself as golden eyes fell onto crimson ones. “Whole ass it— got it!” The teen was quick to agree with his statement. “Sounds like a good plan, captain! I’ll make a list of seasonals, though will be leaning more towards summer if that’s alright with you. Just in case, I’ll make one for good staples too so that we can see what we are working with and what’s available!”

Satisfied with having his input taken into account, Bakugou graces his companion with a grunt of acknowledgement and a nod. At least she’s proving herself to be useful and competent. The last thing he wants would be to have to drag dead weight along- not that he still wouldn’t compete to win regardless. It’s just a bonus that the other is quick on her feet. 

"That’s fine. Doesn’t matter what the fuck it is as long as it’s good.” There weren’t any specific rules forbidding them from doing certain dishes anyways. “That sounds like you specialise in making summer-oriented food. Personal preference of yours?” 

OH IT’S ON, COTTON BALL. IT’S ON!!!!

Mind made up, he dashes forward abruptly. An arm extended, palm extended out to give an experimental swipe. 

Meme

Though he doesn’t provide additional commentary, the disgruntled expression on Bakugou’s face conveyed agreement to her statement. They were dispatched for a simple retrieval mission of the sample. No one said anything about the aforementioned sample being sentient. It’s gross looking as it is! “Regardless, we still gotta bring that slippery asshole back. You got the containment chamber ready?” The teen inhaled deeply as if in preparation for what was to come. ‘I’m just gonna gun straight for it.” 

Meme

“No it was me and my explosions- fuck’s sake, OF COURSE it was you! Who between the both of us could’ve called this shit up?” Despite the hostility in his tone, Bakugou extends a gloved hand towards his companion, as thought waiting for her to take it. “Hurry up and get your shit together. Can you redirect all this mist crap somehow?”

@charredeyes / starter call

    “ I CAME HERE FIRST. ”   he  replies  to  the  requiest  to  ‘get  the  fuck  out  of  here’,  trying  his  best  not  to  roll  his  eyes  at  bakugou.  shouto  wanted  to  find  a  quiet  place  to  concentrate,  but  ended  up  being  interrupted.  not  a  big  deal,  but  bakugou’s  too  loud  sometimes.  “ you  either  stay  here  and  bear  with  me  or  go  find  another  place  to  do  whatever  you  were  gonna  to. ”

"Don’t tell me what to do, asshat!” He snaps in response, clearly unwilling to accept Todoroki’s reasoning. This was HIS spot! HE discovered it first! Nobody was supposed to be here! And he’d be damned if he lets that walking winter wonderland fucker steal it from him. 

For the briefest of moments, Bakugou considered goading his uninvited company into a fight. But that would prove to be detrimental since A: He’s not about to fuck up his perfect school record for this little bitch. B: Said little bitch is a stubborn glued on sticker that doesn’t peel off no matter how hard one yanks so his only true option is to graciously not so graciously ignore his presence. 

Meme

"Whatever you’re planning to show me better be worth getting up for cus I ain’t into people wasting my time.” An irritable huff escaped the teen when he climbs to his feet with a degree of reluctance. Bakugou doesn’t enjoy the aches that come with the cold and he’d just finally gotten comfortable so sue him for being a grouch. “Hurry up then.” 

He makes an impatient shooing motion. 

Meme

"No you don’t! If you did, there’d be enough space to fit the ‘Y’ in, purple nutsack! Quit being stubborn and use the fucking stencils already!!! I don’t wanna be stuck doing this decorative crap all day.” 

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!? DON’T EAT THAT!!!” Said brick is yanked away from Riceball and flung into the distance. “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??”

He’s way too young to have his blood pressure sharply rise like this goddamn. “If you’re that hungry, eat this instead. Yeesh!”A couple of energy bars are pushed towards the poro instead. 

Baby’s continued growth and progress continues to pleasantly surprise the bounty hunting prince. Bakugou had been concerned about the possibility of having negatively affected it’s growth due to domestication but the fact that he was starting to learn to breathe fire is an encouraging sight. To placate his dragon’s grumpiness, he runs callused fingers down the length of Baby’s throat, lightly massaging the forming muscles there. It would probably take a while longer before he’s able to actually manage a proper flame. But still, with luck and time, he would eventually be able to master it. “Practising is fine but don’t forget to drink water. How’re you gonna learn properly if your throat is fuckin you up?” A dish of water is pushed towards Baby. “Go on, drink.” 

Meme

In all fairness, it was great. Better than great actually. She wouldn’t be off the mark to call the final results perfect. But Bakugou has never been one for overindulgent praise. So rather than agreeing, the hero in training reluctantly grumbles. 

“Better than all the rest of the peons, I guess.” 

“You got a lot of nerve waltzing back in all willy nilly like you ain’t been gone for ages. Where the hell have you been?” Instead of answering her question, the hero in training clapped his hands on both sides of her face before giving her a noogie. “Quit pulling disappearing acts!!!” 

Meme

"We did NOT just bust our asses out of there for Mcdonalds! Choose something else!!!”