Happily Caffeinated

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

like whoopie goldberg said I don’t want somebody in my house

I’m scared guys

Let's make it worse!

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable