Rex Writes

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

Not now kitten, mommy needs to overanalyze a 20 year old Nickelodeon cartoon where the characters wear color-coded clothing.

if any one has been wondering what i've been doing with my time here is a little appa embroidery piece that i did

Jew haters really be like “Nobody actually hates Jews. you’re lying and exaggerating. Btw you’re to blame for every bad thing in this world. fuck you and die”

Lol I’m on an event planning committee at work and they just made a huge deal about making sure that there would be “vegetarian, vegan, gluten free, and halal” options. When I reminded them we should have kosher options too, they said that was too hard to arrange because we’d have to find a specifically kosher restaurant. WE ARE IN NYC.

You hear the quote "they move millions in dark money to preserve their power and turn us against each other" and think it's from Nazi Germany or the KKK, but no! It's mayor of the most Jewish city in the diaspora Zohran Mamdani!