revolution

Spongebob Squarepants season 1 episode 17b: Rock Bottom

Why did that man say you need to save the world?

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Physics: More pencil tricks

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

What Could Have Been, What Should Have Been.

 The cast of the Prequel Trilogy had interesting concepts that were executed poorly enough to make them seem utterly stupid. 

And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.

- Kiersten White

It’s just really funny to me because they act as though Anakin and Vader are two separate people and Anakin is an innocent bystander in all of this. But to them, Kylo and Ben are one in the same. the sin of one is the sin of the other, while their ~Broody King~ gets off scot free. while no reylos really apply that logic to kylo/ben because let’s be real it’s not logic and it’s flimsy at best.

And let’s talk about the whole alleged pedophilia thing, you know, while we’re here and i’m fired up. when we meet Rey in TFA, she’s about 19 years old. it’s not explicitly mentioned in the film but i’m 75% sure it’s in the novelization, as well as just being common knowledge at this point. Kylo/Ben in TFA is 29. it’s a 10 year age gap, which isn’t even the biggest age gap in star wars, not to mention the fact that 19 is an adult. the biggest age gap that i’m aware of (and i haven’t done a ton of EU research, im just going off what i know here) is han and leia. leia is 19 at the time of ANH and han is about 15 years her senior at 34. not to mention a fact i just learned which is han is only 9 years younger than anakin, leias biological father. BUT leia is an adult and she can make her own decisions, without being infantilized which is something that our girl rey has yet to experience after 5 years and 3 films. ALSO back to our ~holy grail uwu ship~ anidala, anakin is 9 in TPM and padme is 14, hes 19 in AoTC she is 24, 23 and 29 in RoTS you get it. not the biggest age gap but they met when he was 9. no one wanna call that gross based on unfounded bullshit? no? oh so we just gonna do that with reylo? gotcha.

don’t even get me wrong there are legitimate triggers for some people with reylo and that’s totally valid. it’s an enemies to lovers ship, they do some shitty things to each other in the beginning, and that can be triggering, i get it. and i have interacted with people who have just been like “that particular ship triggers me so i don’t interact,” and we’ve moved on. but when people start pulling the “it triggers me, so YOU can’t ship it bc of X Y and Z,” that’s when i start getting irritated. blacklist tags, for the most part reylos are really good about tagging our shit. stay in your own lane. if you don’t like it don’t interact.

also like it’s canon they’re soulmates AND they smooched so suck it, virginity pledges. suck. it.