I enjoy things too much

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.