don't

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Danku lesbiennes!

Sometimes this account posts mistaken digital census transcriptions, so I always check before sharing, but in this case it is exactly right (although his last name was spelled Fagot, and probably pronounced "fah-GO")

Woah woah this has 1000 notes. I'm super flattered and I will bench press each and every one of you.

I can't believe you're this many notes in and nobody knows you handstitched the flag.

That will be $300

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

Always remembering to remark "and all funded with taxpayer money" about whatever bullshit medieval and renaissance etc kings and royalty were up to, because while there is literally no point in clarifying that, I am technically speaking not wrong.

Unofficial Autism Post

Pokemon Heritage Post

catherine is hopefully going to become the new demi (dropout’s up-and-coming superstar), which works because demi is on his way to becoming the new brennan (in everything yet still can’t win one damn time, sam has him on speed dial), and that also works because brennan is somewhere out there playing ten games of dungeons and dragons at once

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny