don't

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

Happy Pride

This on bootyshorts would go crazy

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

@birds-in-posts

Goldfinch (Carduelis sp.)

in the early 21st century various cultures were known to worship a sort of fertility idol known as "hex maniac"