gooey dumpster cat

stupid running joke i love is how every single splatoon campaign has some moment where the idols are like "surely you recognize us, the world-famous squid sisters/off the hook/deep cut" and the player character just. doesn't. because normally the punchline of this sort of joke is that haha they aren't actually that famous, they just have an overinflated sense of ego, but that is demonstrably not the case here. these are actual bona-fide megastars who just so happen to keep enlisting god's most autistic soldiers. the universe is conspiring against them to find the single most out-of-the-loop person in the world at any given moment and send them to save the day. this rocks. i hope they never stop pulling this shit

Trans men are real men.

hairbrushingbait dressupbait posebait dollbait

[picking the petals off a flower] annnnd you love puppet. aand you love puppet. aaand you love puppet. aand you love puppet!!!!!

applying a doylist lens to analysis of real life events