devil man

real sufferers can see the end before it even starts

ELLE SALVADOR

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Everyone with their shit more together than mine is a one-note workerbee who doesn't understand the true meaning of freedom, everyone with their shit less together than mine is a directionless loser who's not going to make it

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

Please remember that Pride is important because someone tonight still believes they’re better off dead than being themselves.

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened

Bro don't forget to stretch

not saying this is what that last person was implying at all, but there have been real times where people have acted like being bored to tears by domestic fluff means i dont understand the hypothetical appeal of that happening in real life. and sometimes i just get so blindsided by other peoples understanding of what fiction is even, like, for, categorically. because wish fulfillment/aspiration is so low down on the list of what makes a work hit for me. in many many instances my enjoyment of a piece of fiction goes up directly in proportion with how much i would never in a million years want to directly experience anything happening there.

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat