Regression Mode

my favorite genre of post is "absurd internet drama i've never ever heard of told in a carefully-paced screenshot montage set to In The Hall of the Mountain King"

You guys act like Austin Powers is some timeless unproblematic nostalgia piece but my partner and I ran into him at the grocery store recently and when we tried to tell him how big a fans we were of his work he didn't even look at us just start footworkin on my bitch so hard we both died it was honestly embarrassing behavior....

[girl who listens to red scare pod, thinks transphobia is contrarian and is afraid of the calories in a mcdonald’s iced coffee voice] i think loving god is the real rebellion.

the Algorithm watching me search for increasingly unhinged shit like "boycow bopbees" until it decides there is no way a normal human would be doing this

good news there's a single hit on "catboy boycow"

*gobbles ur buttcheeks*

broad daylight on a Monday. look at you. you deserve a medieval flogging