I hear there's this thing called Tumblr

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

heyyy i wanna see more bottom-on-top cnc. hey. riding someone forcefully. do you hear me. come here. whimpering and struggling while they get undeniably hard in you.

See so many girls talking about intox but what about the domme getting drunk? A sleazy, older dyke, preying on you. You can easily smell the alcohol on her breath, almost burned into her skin. She's too far gone to be able to listen to your mewling pleas to stop when her hands start wandering. Muttering in your ear that you wanted this when you feel her groping your tits.

Evil musician named Britney Fears

Gay musician named Britney Queers

fellow musician named britney peers

Audience musician named Britney Cheers

Skyscraper musician named Britney Sears

Wildlife Musician named Britney Deers

Car musician named Britney Steers

Formerly invisible musician named Britney Appears

Rapidly approaching musician named Britney Nears

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

#BECAUSE IT IS

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

It knows its way around the house well enough to crawl back to bed whenever it wants, even if it can’t see.

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

*puts a little gold star sticker on you* im so proud of you :)

Girls should worship me more.

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

I like your brain

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮