The "baby and bnuy" is a great name for a pub for children

gimme an apple juice, bob, and make it a double. i got divorced on the playground today, twice

*sees thr following tag instead of the mutuals tag* n-no, no no no, you followed me first! you followed me first.... you whispered sweet posts into my ears, my ears, and now you want to leave...? i wont let you, i wont i wont i wont, you have to stay with me and love me and love love love me.

pussy so fat it got people tryin to jork my hog

The thing about Lovecraft's work is that he did write about some genuinely fucked up critters, but he doesn't seem to have had a clear picture of which ones those are. "Dog that inhabits right angles" and "sapient colour" are treated as exactly as mind-bending as, like, "guy who looks like a fish" and "big penguin".

The idea that all of existence is a fictional dream of a sleeping god creature from an entirely different reality that could wake up at any moment, ending all life that never truly existed at all, is a fascinatingly terrifying concept but the god is not nearly as popular as the Really Big Guy who is Squid

It's really important to use your little sister's stomach as a punching bag while making out with her. Trust me on this.

£5/£100 thank you for helping!

£30/£100 thank you so much!