executive dysfunction

The most excellent caption

I literally don't care how good u think a Disney movie was don't talk Abt it around me, no I haven't seen it, no I will not watch it, yes I've decided I hate it already

breakfast foods being sweet is literally propaganda from big sugar do NOT fall for it. breakfast foods having eggs is also propaganda but that ones good actually

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

Holy shit. Unimplemented Tumblr feature.

yeah baby :/

sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

this reads like a video game loading screen

dont say that please