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OKAY BUT I JUST READ UR “ELDERLY MAN GETS SCAMMED NOT CLICKBAIT” FIX AND FIRST IF ALL I AM DEAD FROM THE TITLE 💀
Second I absolutely loved it!!! Do you take requests and if so, could I request a saw fic from you?
Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed it!
Of course you can!
my hoffman video
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Why did only Amanda go to Mexico with John? What were Lawrence and Mark doing whilst John got scammed? Get (some) answers in this dialogue heavy fic!!
backwards trope you fake breakup and realise maybe this is better
arranged divorce
you have increasingly terrible visits to a coffee shop centered on interactions with one barista until eventually one of you snaps and kills the other and one of the other baristas throws their hands in the air and says FINALLY i thought you guys would never figure it out
you are snowed out. you die of hypothermia
you and another person are being chased and duck into an alleyway. to avoid capture and divert suspicion, you push them against a shadowy wall and start beating the shit out of them

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hello, John. you’ve been using AI to emulate your artist friends’s art styles, rather than commissioning them yourself. in front of you is a stack of paper, a collection of various drawing implements, and a list of all the requests you’ve submitted to your AI art generator. you will have 5 hours to personally draw and fulfill every request. if you do not, you will be stabbed with several pallette knives.
live or die, the choice is yours.
The doorbell rings, the door opens. “Trick or Treat” it says. What is it? It’s me, a really, unbelievably, extraordinarily hot singular Reese’s piece
no sooner does the strange creature open her door than she throws her arms up to protect her face.
"MY GOD!" she cries, the tin can crown poised so precariously upon her head beginning to darken, to warp, to glow magma-red in the evening's gloam. "IT CANNOT BE! THE PROPHECY!!! THE PROPHECY AS IT WAS FORETOLD!!!"
she shields her face as best she can from the sheer hotness of the reese's piece in front of her, but all too quickly it becomes apparent this is a losing battle. she cries out a few more disjointed words about some ancient prophecy - something something peanut butter something something candy coating something something the reckoning shall be upon us something something something muy caliente - and then, without warning, the creature bursts into flame and is gone in the blink of an eye.
there is, however, a strange shape sitting atop the pile of ash she's left behind.
Mark Hoffman from the Saw films my beloved
Hello Queenie! I hope you’ve been well. Can I please request some Post Almosts fluff? The gang hanging out together, maybe even a double date 👉👈. If it could also include Charlie that would be awesome! Have a great rest of the week and take care of yourself - you deserve a rest too
They'd cut it close this year, of that there was no doubt; no sneaky jump scares, no near-stabbings with kitchen implements, but somewhere between hanging the fake cobwebs in the corners of the living room and setting out the snacks, the time had just...gotten away from them.
Which meant no one had asked The Question - capital T, capital Q.
"So," Chris said after a dramatic clearing of his throat, bringing their attention to him (not that that was difficult, considering he'd chosen to dress up as, of all things, a Minion for Sam's yearly Halloween bash), "great party, great party...totally chill vibes, sweet soundtrack, incomparable company, obviously...I just can't help feeling like there's something...we're...avoiding...talking about."
Ashley (also a Minion) shook her head and hummed in the negative, turning away from the rest of their little huddle completely to remove a pizza crust from Charlie's (also-also a Minion) mouth as she muttered, "Nooope, nopenopenope, absolutely not, I refuse to encourage him."
It was Sam, of course, who sighed and laughed and set her chin on Josh's shoulder, her dark wig slipping a bit as she asked, "We're not going to find out at the end of the night that that's a real bomb, right?" before gesturing to the mass of duct tape and batteries Josh had wrapped around himself.
"Of course it's not a real bomb, you plebians," he snickered, giving his coat a little adjustment all the same, "but don't go around saying that too loud - everyone here knows how seriously I take Halloween, so let's, y'know...let's see how far they think we're going with the whole Veronica and JD thing, yeah?"
six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!
“I hope this email finds you well”
First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Some fresh angst for the Harry Potter fans. Unrelated to the fic but : Fuck that nasty woman, trans rights are humans rights. Trans lives matter and you are loved by so many.
Vampire Au where Bruce does a height chart for Jason but instead it’s where he is on the bark scale
I think Bruces chart for Jason would look more like
Is this not the whole game?
Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
You know how it is then, folks!
can you not post nsfw :(
you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast
Me to the animal crossing villages

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Love when people say Talia was arranging all these guys to train Jason to keep him away from Gotham for as long as possible to protect Bruce bc it just makes me think of her running out of assassin skills and having to improvise
Bonus Bruce getting his flowers
Talia: now you must master the skill of uhhhh (frantically flipping through a book of hobbies) churning butter. For it is the only way to defeat the Batman.