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It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

No one has ever made money

its boring when things are very beautiful. it needs to be a little bit ugly. like smudged makeup. anatomy in a drawing you didnt get quite right. knickknacks strewn about. you understand

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

You can eat breakfast food in the middle of the night and they can’t stop you

Do it wrong do it weird do it incorrect just dont do it with ai

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours