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The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

no reason?? you were straight up inspired by God

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

out of the shower wet is like a different wet. dry in 5 minutes. ocean wet lasts 20 minutes and if you get bath wet you’re wet for like an extra hour

so i bought stronger weed last night

She makes a stunning Hinata <3

In which I am both of them

i absolutely set people up to infodump at me, it's one of my absolute favourite ways to learn things! you mean i get to LEARN NEW STUFF from a FRIEND who is INCANDESCENT OVER SHARING? sign me up FOREVER.

When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.

“RIGS HIMSELF A GAYDAR” I SCREAMED 🤣