Do Not Use This Brain

why hasn’t science made cigarettes that dont do anything to you. dont even need it to be healthy just make it do nothing 😡

she let me hit because of my incomprehensible thought processes and skittish prey animal demeanor

the phrases "kill myself" "kill yourself" "let's kill ourselves" are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

babygirl i can waste time i don't even have

sometimes lingerie is boxers and tank top btw. if u were wondering

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

"Steve Irwin of Los Espookies" gets me every time.

So true bestie what did you say btw i was dissociating

all my problems stem from 1) i don't remember things 2) i don't want to do things 3) i don't like being around people

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

i'm such a "goes home" girl. every time i go somewhere, i just can't wait to "go home" afterward!

nothing hits the spot like sitting still with your arms crossed and looking around and not talking

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior