Am I Famous Yet

where y'all get these pure friends who want to take pictures of you looking gorgeous and ethereal all the time to post on all your social media? my friends just want a-level pics of themselves taken while they snapping pics of me mid-sneeze.

😂😂😂

So creative

i lowkey want to be friendship goals with someone. like, we’d go on food trips together, and go to libraries and coffee shops, and have cute lil’ picnics, and send each other the cutest letters, and have sleepovers !!

It fascinates me how you never hear people who “tell it like it is” complimenting others. Seriously, people who pride themselves on being brutally honest or always speaking their mind should statistically be throwing out random compliments to their friends and strangers on a daily basis. Unless of course being brutally honest is just your entry fee to being an asshole.

i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person

the “fine” arts, the “it’s whatever” arts, the “no don’t worry about it” arts, the “it’s okay i guess” arts

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

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real love