Fuck it, dude

Which one do I get ughsjsbs

That moment when you make so many bad decisions in life that your body thinks it’s a virus when you finally do the right thing.

there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

i literally wear the same three outfits every week i’m only a tier or two above a cartoon character it makes me sad

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

When you get a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom