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Greetings, fellow traveller!

My name is Theo and I go by he/they pronouns (although if you're confused, just use he/him).

Ao3 link is HERE!

I'm a student, writer, artist, editor, fantasy book enthusiast and Olympic-level binge watcher... basically I really like a lot of stuff and am slowly amassing a plethora of random skills I may not ever be able to use in the rEaL wOrLd for any kind of practical or productive reason but have enriched me nonethethess.

The main fandoms I'm in are:

➼ The Lord of the Rings and other Arda-related works by J.R.R. Tolkien

➼ The Stormlight Archive

➼ Downton Abbey

Although this blog is in no way just restricted to those - I also love history (I blame Horrible Histories) classics and philosophy and other more niche or less hyperfixationy books/shows/films.

I'm also a fanfic writer currently writing and posting my first serious work, a Lord of the Rings alternate timeline fic with a loooot of original characters, studies of the Valar and humanity (and elf...ity?) in general, and a pretty epic adventure. That's a big focus of mine right now, and if you're interested, here it is!

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kibutsulove

teenage girls in numenor were too busy writing feanor x thingol feanor lives au fanfiction to give a fuck about sauron’s gay little devil worshipping pyramid scheme

itsme-loof

Lovely supportive therapist 😭

ulmondil

sketch of the day is a really quick one of Thingol saying my favourite Thingol line

hamrikaa

LOTR yuri 💍

frodosrings

so here for this

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hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

hiveswap

It took them two tries to ban it?

kvotheunkvothe

silmaspens

Totally gonna marry this random person that was just met in the woods who’s not even the same species

littlegentlewoman

Earendil with his twin babies

paganinpurple

Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.

I’m afraid

pyromania2014-deactivated201812

Reblog for the concentration wizard to visit you and let you get super far in your WIP

paganinpurple

Best response to anything I’ve ever posted

paganinpurple

Who revived this again? Where are all the new reblogs coming from?

naihtniroc-deactivated20251029

A wizard did it

thedragonlies

well I know it was a damn wizard did it to me

CHAPTER 4 IS OUT!!

"You want me to become the man I once was, Erestor. But how can I, without it destroying me?"

Teen, Lord of the Rings, Major Character Death, Graphic Depictions of Violence

Writing this took a LOOOONG time and a lot of head-scratching but I'm very proud of it!

Includes:

Several new POV characters

A literal murder (no that's not a spoiler it's in the title)

Epic snowstorm

"𝙸𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗-𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚜' 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚛, 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎.."

Read here on ao3 :)

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valinorianyears

Glorfindel im ✨️proper✨️ noldorin hairstyle

requillion

WAIT WAIT WAIT why is this actually fricking PERFECT. Like I can imagine Glorfindel having to be at some sort of council in Gondolin and various attendants going oh SHIT we're gonna have to get up at 5am to do his hair for this aren't we ._. but the result is ✨️FABULOUS✨️

@jettywhispers

#valinorian years #silmarillion #silm headcanons #silmarillion fanart #glorfindel #silm #elven hair braiding #lotr art #lotr

the-text-doctor

windwenn

Another sticker design🫡

tanoraqui

we should all appreciate that Legolas and Gimli both, immediately post-canon, do the ‘leaders of small nation-states’ equivalent of buying houses next door to Aragorn’s so the three of them can remain besties for the rest of their shared lives. #thethreehunters

lotharbarbarian

Lord of the rings from Saurons perspective is a fucking fever dream because he started by reforming his essence into some physical form in mirkwood and before he even has enough strength to feel that the ring was even in the same forest as him he gets chased off by a group of wizards and elves looking to fuck some shit up. There goes his plan to get a dragon on his side

So he holds up in mordor gathering a new army, and only after about a century is he strong enough to do cool magic shit again, by that time however the ring hadnt been used in decades so there were no whispers of it except oops we found this weird little fucker who keeps yelling about his fucking precious, better go check out “shire baggins” whatever the fuck that is

So he finds out a fucking hobbit has his ring which in middle earth terms is like finding out mr magoo has your fucking nuclear launch codes. So he starts sending wave after wave of his own men to get the ring and they keep failing cause this fucking hobbit has friends. He has his homie saruman send some uruk-hai to get them and then sends some goblins to make sure everything goes right but for no apparent reason they stop reporting in, (something about horses and trees?) so he sends a guy to ask saruman straight out wheres my fucking ring and saruman straight up lies about it. Next thing he hears saruman has launched an all our invasion of rohan with 10000 uruk-hai so rip the bronies right? Nope the next day his army is defeated and saruman has fucking vanished.

Confused as fuck now sauron gets a fucking phone call from a god damn hobbit (ITS YOU!) but all he gets out of the little sovereign citizen is some shit about “i do not answer questions” and next thing he hears the hobbit has gone to fucking gondor. Alright send fucking everything we got, take gondor do whatever it takes get my fucking ring back. And what does he have to worry about right? After all even if rohan helps he’ll still win. Wtf is that an army of ghosts???!?!?!?

So then hes sitting there with his diminished army trying to figure out his next plan of attack and he gets another fucking phone call from the god damn great grandson of the prick who cut off his ring in the first place. “Oi cunt i got ur ring and im gonna fuc u up m8!” *click*

Goody he thinks, this arrogant sob is gonna bring my ring right to me, time to throw everything i got at this bastard. So then the fight starts hes super excited cause hes clearly winning and OH DEAR GOD MY RING IS IN THE VOLCANO HOW THE FU- *dies*

Now hes a weird ghost thing that cant ever do anything but lament how big a prick he is

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winter-wise

one of the funniest parts in Fellowship will always be when Aragorn approaches the hobbits at the Prancing Pony and he asks them "but how are you sure that I'm not a spy from Sauron sent to lead you astray" and Frodo's response is "Well I think a servant of Sauron would look hotter than you but have worse vibes" to which Aragorn responds "So I look like shit but I passed your vibe check, is that it?" and nobody denies it

luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-chaos-blog

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

livia-jones

The Gravity Falls one though

nightowlhowell

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

artfulhobbes

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

clolymoly-deactivated20190507

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

nemo-xlii

Surely this won’t work on masks. *Puts kitsune mask on*. Man, that girl is so cute. I’m gonna turn into a beautiful woman, get adopted by someone and then become that girl’s serv- *takes mask off*. That was weird. I wonder if that was a reference to a Japanese myth.

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