❛ ᴰᴿᴼᵂᴺᴱᴰ ᴼᵁᵀ ❜ (ᵃᵖ)

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[[ I had to ]]

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❛ I’LL PUNCH IT IN THE THROAT ❜ ❛ i’d love to delete myself before 6 pm ❜ ❛ I’M SO CONFUSED ❜ ❛ HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS ❜ ❛ Don’t tell me what to do ❜ ❛ I will tell you what to do, son ❜ ❛ We didn’t have enough for a pentagram ❜ ❛ um don’t die, that’s not cool. ❜ ❛ you can’t die until you give me food ❜ ❛ JK, I’LL SHOVE [food] ON MY FACE ❜ ❛ they better get themselves ready for ME ❜ ❛ OKAY FINE I’LL ONLY GIVE YOU MY LOVE THEN ❜ *salty [name] noises* ❛ diceeEEEEEEEEEEEEE ❜ *sips café de olla* ❛ don’t do it [name] don’t do it ❜ *THROWS HANDS UP IN THE AIR* ❛ WHAT KIND OF ANSWER WAS I EXPECTING ❜ ❛ thank you abuelita ❜ ❛ In abuelitas we trust ❜ ❛ IM SERIOUS YOU PIECE OF SHIT ❜ ❛ THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES ❜ ❛ so don’t please ❜ ❛ THEY’RE PLAYING TUNAK TUNAK TUN DA DA DA ❜ ❛ NOW THEY’RE PLAYING WII SPORTS ❜ ❛ I AM A HYSTERICAL HO ❜ ❛ THAT MAKES NO SENSE WTF ❜ ❛ photoshop takes me hours and tears ❜ ❛ IMMA PUNCH HIM ❜ ❛ it’s my left foot, my weaker foot ❜ ❛ gosh fucking damnit LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE ❜ ❛ they ride brooms bc that’s the devil’s dick ❜ ❛ I WAS GONNA MAKE A SCOOBY DOO COMPARISON AND I GOT SIDE TRACKED ❜ ❛ then you threatened to hate me forever if I did ❜ ❛ I’m going to make a blog to spite you now ❜ ❛ TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO DORA ❜ ❛ I’M HARD AF YO ❜ ❛ FUCKING SERIOUS MODE ❜ *pats* *lays down* *Jazz hands as I rise from the grave * ❛ the fuck did you just say to me.png ❜ ❛ this game can eat my dick ❜ ❛ piece of evidence more like PIECE OF SHIT ❜ ❛ my favorite one is where sportacus triggers mongolian throat chanting ❜ ❛ I FEEL LIKE I’M TRIPPING ADN I’M NOT HEVN HIGH ❜ ❛ you’re all geared up for war but i’m like ‘i have two grapes' ❜ ❛ it’s The Dick™ ❜ ❛ tipsy [name] returns: the ongoing saga ❜

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- Private Selective Fandomless OC - Est. June 2016 - Composed by Fawn

“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ” “ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ” “ they can all just kiss my ass. ” “ i kissed someone today. ” “ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ” “ kissing burns calories you know. ” “ my lips really want to meet yours. ” “ so are we going to kiss or not? ” “ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ” “ don’t talk, just kiss me. ” “ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ” “ you make me want to kiss you. ” “ you owe me a kiss. ” “ pucker up. ” “ read my lips, no. ” “ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ” “ i just want to kiss you. ” “ i miss your lips. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ” “ ever kiss in the rain? ” “ ever kiss under water? ” “ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ” “ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ” “ i love when our lips meet. ” “ where do you want me to kiss you? ” “ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ” “ did you really just kiss him/her? ” “ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ” “ kiss me one more time. ” “ want to make out? ” “ you’re a terrible kisser. ” “ teach me how to kiss? ” “ i remember our first kiss. ” “ your lips are calling my name. ” “ let’s just kiss already. ”

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath