OriginalThree’s Fangirl Meme [3/6} (Friend) Ships ❥ The Mean Girls Gang Ariel: That one there, that’s Ursula. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year. Tarzan: She asked me how to spell fish. Ariel: That little one, that’s The Evil Queen. Tarzan: She’s totally rich because her dad invented Apple Strudel. Ariel: Cruella knows everybody’s business, she knows everything about everyone. Tarzan: That’s why her coat is so big, it’s full of secrets. Ariel: And evil takes a human form in Maleficent. Don’t be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she’s so much more than that. Tarzan: She’s the queen bee - the star, those other three are just her little workers.
