* PARTNER.

                                 THAT’S AN INFRACTION.

 triggering mentions ;   death, murder, rape, violence, blood, etc.                                    please change any pronouns to your own liking or as you see fit !

❝ She’s dead… Wrapped in plastic. ❞

❝ I’m holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies. ❞

❝ Wanna know why I’m whittling? ❞

❝ Is it funny to you? It is not to me. ❞

❝ You know, this is — excuse me — a damn fine cup of coffee! ❞

❝ You know, I think I’d better start studying medicine. ❞

❝ I hear that you’re real good at what you do. ❞

❝ I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back. ❞

❝ That gum you like is going to come back in style. ❞

❝ You may think I’ve gone insane… but I promise. I will kill again. ❞

❝ Can you hear me? Catch you… with my death bag! ❞

❝ Will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out — will it ever end? ❞

❝ You’re the most cold-blooded man I’ve ever seen! ❞

❝ I’ve never in my life met a man with so little regard for human frailty. ❞

❝ I’ve had just about enough of you and your insults! ❞

❝ The old rustic sucker-punch, huh? ❞

❝ Something very, very strange in these old woods. ❞

❝ Call it what you want. A darkness, a presence. ❞

❝ What do you see? Is it a dream, or a nightmare? ❞

❝ I’ve got one man too many in my life and I’m married to him. ❞

❝ It may appear as such, but could it be a clue? ❞

❝ I can’t believe you were ever my age. ❞

❝ Did she tell you that there was no goodness in the world? ❞

❝ I’m telling you this because I don’t want to have any secrets from you. ❞

❝ Eyes are the mirror of the soul, someone has said. ❞

❝ How much would you like to start with? How about three hundred? ❞

❝ Now I’m going to get the food and you’re going to get dressed. ❞

❝ I feel like I’m going to dream tonight. Big bad ones. ❞

❝ Why is it so easy to make men like me? I don’t even have to try very hard. ❞

❝ I think a couple of times he’s tried to kill me. But guess what? As you know, I sure got off on it. ❞

❝ Hmm, isn’t sex weird? ❞

❝ I don’t know, she seemed to have reached a kind of peace with herself. ❞

❝ I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations. ❞

❝ I pride myself in taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another. ❞

❝ Are you looking for secrets? Is that it? Maybe I can give you one. ❞

❝ I would assume you’re no longer interested in girls. ❞

❝ Does a heart pump blood as it pumps love? Is love the blood of the universe? ❞

❝ Love, like blood, flows from the heart. Are blood and love related? ❞

❝ There’s an epidemic of multiple gunshot wounds following this chick around. ❞

❝ It’s almost like when they didn’t bury you deep enough. ❞

❝ When you see me again, it won’t be me. ❞

❝ Let nature guide us. Nature is the great teacher. ❞

❝ Are our appetites, our desires undermining us? ❞

❝ Nothing is simple. We live in a world where nothing is simple. ❞

❝ Seven is difficult to balance, but not impossible if we are able to divide. ❞

❝ It is happening again. It is happening again. ❞

❝ Sometimes when we are ill, we are not on our best behavior. ❞

❝ I mean, did he have a big, booming voice or what? ❞

❝ I believe you. I applaud your desire to do the right thing. ❞

❝ But you don’t believe me, do you? You think I’m mad. ❞

❝ If we’re not at the right place at exactly the right time, we won’t find our way in. ❞

❝ You and I have an appointment at the end of the world. ❞

❝ Want, not need. I don’t need anything. ❞

❝ When there are chances for reflections, there can always be two — or more. ❞

some slightly nsfw !! 

“ I’m turning the lights out now. “ 

“ They’re coming. Get ready. “ 

“ Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “ 

“ If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “ 

“ You need a damn costume. “ 

“ This is my costume ! “ 

“ Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “ 

“ Spooky spaghetti ? “

“ You look… hot. “ 

“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “

“ HOLY FUCK. “ 

“ You deserved that, asshole. “

“ Wanna go in first ? “ 

“ I knew you’d end up holding my hand. “  

“ Let’s swap. I don’t like these. “ 

“ I don’t wanna go ! “ 

“ You’re fucking with me. “ 

“ I didn’t invite you for a reason. “ 

“ You look pretty when I can’t see your face. “

“ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “ 

“ That’s fucking adorable. “ 

“ Put the cat down, it’s not yo- “

“ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “ 

“ I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “

“ I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “ 

“ You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “ 

“ Did you see that ? What the fuck. “ 

“ Come here. “ 

“ You hear that ?  “ 

“ That was not my dog. “ 

“ Did you leave the door open ? “

“ I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “ 

“ Your tights are ripped, loser. “ 

“ If they look at you one more fucking time… “ 

“ I don’t like these woods. “ 

Mary Jane encouraging Peter 💕

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