it's a burger..... 🐄🛸

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

they got pussy on this app?

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together