Ren's Randomness

Again, just so everyone knows where this blog stands

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

this website really has ruined me… i didnt catch the G, so i spent like 4 minutes scouring the second pic for thee Lucky Luciano 😭

hand in unglovable hand

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

While exploring a vast and inscrutable city which seems to predate life on earth I am gently picked up by something incomprehensible with the higher-dimensional equivalent of a cup and piece of paper, then lovingly set outside in my natural habitat. Unfortunately the being exists outside of time and can't really tell human cities apart from one another so I appear without warning in ancient sumer.

You remind me of the blade.

What blade?

… the blade with the power?

What power?

The power of voodoo!

Who do?

You do!

Do what?

Remind me of the blade…

HEY >:[

if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

if this hits 100k, i'll shame another literary character via booty shorts

I put prints up here since some people asked!

Nice cosplay

THESE WERE JUST THE CLOTHES I WAS WEARING WHEN I MADE THIS POST