Let's be honest. The real reason superman won't fuck you isnt because he's "fictional" or because you're too young. No, the real reason superman won't fuck you is because superman has standards, and he uses Bing.

have you seen the hat man

Nothing gayer than a harpoon gun. What you want to put another man on a line? And then pull him towards you? seems pretty sus to me. What're you gonna do when you reel him in? Kiss him? Huh?

how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?

i dont think its okay to have the kind of sex where (for sexual reasons) you walk up to a gigantic bridge and remove all the load bearing trusses, making the entire thing fall down and making ppl be late for work or smth

what the fuck is wrong with you?