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there’s nothing more satisfying than the sound of hitting someone solid in the fucking jaw.
I’m gonna try to get through replies this weekend. I apologize to everyone I’ve kept waiting. I haven’t forgotten you, I’ve just been basically self quarantining since February and my mental health is good but spotty. I will have replies soon, thanks!
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a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.
And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA
i love when little kids come to the reference desk alone because they want to be perceived as an adult and so they come up to you and very seriously inquire “Where are your books about dolphins? ò__ó”
and of course you have to very seriously show them your collection of dolphin books while they nod carefully at your explanations and it’s SO CUTE!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE AAAH
a kid came up to me to enquire about books on queen victoria, so I promptly guided him to the children’s history section, and we had a lovely chat flicking through horrible histories books, when I asked him what does he like about history. he grinned, and with a smooth, brilliant smile he said “My favourite thing about old times is torture.”
One time I had a dad come in with his ~10 year old kid and go “Hi, we’re looking for, um…” at which point he trailed off and looked expectantly at the kid the way parents usually do when they can’t remember which Percy Jackson book comes next, but instead the kid looked up at me and very brightly and firmly announced, “The Federalist Papers!”
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ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ 20 ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ғᴜɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ—ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴛ ɪs! ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ʜɪᴛs 30. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴘʟᴇɴᴛʏ ᴏғ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇs ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴅ.
ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ʙʟᴏɢs—ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜsᴇ ɪs 30+ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴏsᴛ sᴏ ᴜs “ᴏʟᴅɪᴇs” ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ!
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Roddy McDowall and Pal in Lassie Come Home (1943).
Markiplier Tries: Korean Candy - sentence starters
1. “I can’t even read half of these labels, so I have no idea what’s in them.”
2. “So now the room is full of people, all watching me. Not creepy at all.”
3. “I can’t break anything here. This is my ______’s house. If I break anything here, I will be thrown out into the street, and I will be devoured by wolves.”
4. “They smell… there is a smell.”
5. “There’s really nothing amazing about this. It’s just candy.”
6. “I’ve been calling you ‘______’ this whole time. That’s what you introduced me as. You responded to ‘______’ when I said ‘______’.”
7. “I can’t trust a word you say.”
8. “You trust? Me? Oh, that’s so sweet. And naive.”
9. “How strong are your teeth?”
10. “All right, please leave, whoever you are.”
11. “There’s a lot of ______ candy that involve some sort of squoozin’.”
12. “Unless you’re gonna tell me that your name ain’t _______. Then we’re gonna have a big problem.”
13. “Why are you dancing your way in?”
14. “I don’t need to put money here because I know I’m gonna win this one.”
15. “I’ll let you open that. I get the toy, though.”
16. “Has your name changed?”
17. “Alright, so that’s just as bad as it would be in ______.”
18. “Wait, you can’t just keep saying words and expect that to mean anything.”
19. “Trash it? Good idea.”
20. “What are you smiling at over there?”
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I have an update on this lil dude apparently he has now been permanently banned from leaving his house because he walked his ass down to the train station got on a train and spend the day hanging out in a caffe a few suburbs over
Fucking legend.
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I really, really wanna do more things with Nick and/or River. So uh. Lowkey plotting call for these two specifically.
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