Marvel

you gotta be so fucking careful looking at porn when you have adhd. Your mind wanders for two seconds and suddenly you realize you're crankin' hog to john goodman's wikipedia page.

petplay but youre a mussel and i forget to change your water and the pH levels get too low so you die

bad puppies get the trick (holds up stun gun) but if you're really good then you get the treat (holds up stun gun covered in cute stickers)

i love my echo chamber :) #mychamber

HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

just did a tarot pull it said I'm gonna get my dick sucked and that everyone loves me

The prettiest thing a man can do is struggle against his restraints

And scream through a gag!

And be in tears

With a little blood on him

your living weapon figured out that it can trigger my living weapon's clicker-trained pleasure response by snapping its jaws shut so can you like, put a tighter muzzle on it or something? yeah it's really undermining my authority here.

sorry about psychologically torturing you i get off to it