MAKE NEW LEGEND

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

Taylor "I want to have straight sex at the pride parade" Swift fans want you to know that they definitely have proof she's gay. For sure this time

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

his shit got hit by a METEOR on SPRING YEAR ONE?

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @muse-whimsy is a good person and deserves many good things.

@muse-whimsy

The day I started posting about #when will lavi return from war was the best day of my life.

on new year’s eve 1999 i cut my fingure on a can illustrating the importance of small things

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”