Remotelylostsaga

• Kings and Queens (Ava Max) The song perfectly describes Yona. She went through ao much and learns how to fight with weapons and is running the show as she protagonist. She got a fire in her that just makes this song perfect. (I know some didn't want yona to be queen but I think it was obvious she was meant to rule the kingdom since the story began and she did so much and always gave the queen vibes and anyway she is queen now. So I am happy.)

Roden: Tobias, tell the king to stop pretending he’s the only sensible one in the room.

Jaron: Tobias, tell the captain that his king is sitting right here.

Roden: Tobias, tell the king that the captain did not appreciate being spoken to like a servant today afternoon.

Jaron: Tobias tell him that a servant might show better manners.

Roden: Tobias tell him that if he wants obedience from me, he might try to respect me first.

Tobias: ...

(Tobias is fed up and nervous with the situation. Amarinda might try to calm him quietly. 🥰)

Meanwhile Fink turning to Jaron : Umm... Roden said...

Jaron: I heard that, Fink.

Idk if i should post it here or not, but here's my drawing (Idk if you can see it properly or not) (traditional art)

This is a fanart of Serena, cuz she's underrated (from the ascendance series), not sure if it's book accurate but that's how I imagine her.

Villian who everyone hates yet finds interesting at the same time: Bevin Conner

Criminally underrated: Serena, Errol and Mavis

Peak meme material: Every joke Jaron made throughout the series

Worst scene ever: When Imogen told Jaron to leave Darius behind and go back to carthya.

Most iconic scene: Jaron and Roden sword fight in book 2 and The cliff climbing.

Absolute cringe fest: All Jarogen (Jaron and Imogen) scenes.

Uhm who are u again?:(forgot their existence after their role ended) Master graves and Mistress Havala

Deserved better: Latamer, Errol and Serena

Here's one scene where Jaron is kidnapped and the kidnappers ask for ransom of one million garlins

Jaron :One million garlins? That's my price? This is insulting. I’m the King of Carthya. And you’re asking for one million garlins?Make it two billion. 

Here's another scene where Jaron was kidnapped inspired from that The Big Hit comedy scene when Jaron’s asked to read what's written in the note

Jaron: I have been abduct. 

Kidnapper 1: That's abducted.

Jaron: It says abduct.

Kidnapper 2:Just say abducted.

Jaron:I have been abducted. I am fine now, but I may not be for loring. If you do not pay the sun of one million garlands- Seriously. Was this dictated to a goat?Cause honestly, even Roden with no formal education writes better than this. Actually... even Fink writes better now. And that’s entirely Tobias’s doing. So really, congratulations-Your writing is worse than the writing of both Roden and Fink .

Kidnapper 2: "Loring"? "Sun of one million garlands"? 

Jaron:That's what it says.

Kidnapper3: That's "long" and the "sum" of one million "garlins". You know what it means.Just read what it means.

Jaron: I may not be for long. If you do not pay the sum of one million garlins. Or else you will never see me alive again as these men mean businesses.

( Jaron laughs): Who wrote this, really?

Kidnapper 2:Stop it!!

Jaron: You told me to read this.That's what I'm doing. 

The kidnappers start fighting arguing with the one who wrote that note.

Kidnapper 1: Improvise the last line.