Bachelor of Salt

If I don’t message you for months it’s not because I don’t like you it’s because I have no idea what to say to other humans that would interest them

me? I’m a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say “wow look at that pigeon!” it’s just who I am

THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THE COW RECOGNISES ITS OWN KIND ON HIS SHIRT HE DERIVES PLEASURE FROM SEEING ANOTHER COW’S FACE

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

this is white culture

I had a student named Branch.

the y is silenty

Fact: Bisexual women and lesbians used to give each other violets to symbolize their love in the early 20th century, referencing a poem by Sappho. Gay and bisexual men used to wear carnations, a trend started by Oscar Wilde. Gay and bisexual communities have always been intertwined, sharing in each other’s love and struggles and creating history together. 

Carnations are red Violets are blue But both used to mean I’m so gay for you

reblogging for the most romantic poem i’ve ever read.

Being trans in a cis household

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.