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Reblog if you're self indulgent and perverted lmao

fellas is it perverted to think happy thoughts

"Hey so I know we're at the devil's sacrament but did you know there are PEOPLE WHO PRACTICE THE DEVIL'S SACRAMENT here? Its horrific and they are having FUN, the fiendish scoundrels, and it's my solemn duty to inform you of this to protect yourself so that YOU do not have FUN-- wh-- what are you talking about, that's what the devil's sacrament is for? No it's not! No one is supposed to have fun here. That's why I'm reporting people-- hey! Hey no, I want to be here, I want to co-opt the space, stop pushing me out--"

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

I think I might be about to send a deranged email