I am indeed- a remarkable bitch.

A better situation

A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

I’m in fucking tears

I ugly laughed

*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

*takes a spider outside* this is for you Tom Holland

*takes a mantis outside* This is for you Pom Klementieff

*feeds some birds* this is for you Anthony Mackie

*waters some trees* This is for you Groot

*pets cat* this if for you Chadwick

*pets roomba* this is for you dum-e

*overthrows America’s burgeoning fascist regime* this is for you Steve

They some beautiful athletes

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

I just wanna know how we all went to the same middle school?

Look at this beautiful angel

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

this is scientific evidence that porn makes you stupider