😫 A new Hand 🖐🖐 touches 👀 the beacon! 🐝🏐🙈

you cant employ me in a way that matters

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!