It Is What It Is

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

internet friends table at my wedding

fake ass nonchalant I saw you finding joy in the mundane

Your cousins trampoline remastered

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt's upside down

omg im a little freak who shivers in the cold

your life is not an optimization problem

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

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