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And nothing will make us stop

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Tumblr is those uncles from secondhand lions who just sit on the porch and shoot at traveling salesmen
And nothing will make us stop

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you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there
i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.
posts that make you want to get in the water

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does anyone know how to talk to girls
I'm going off of vibes more than concrete examples for this one... but... I was rewatching "The Incredibles" (2004) while working on something and I really appreciated that the movie didn't feel a need to... stop and explain the basic concepts of superpowers, superheroes, or any of the golden-age / silver-age superhero action tropes that the film is playing with.
Like, I would say that the film is both in direct conversation with classic superhero media and stands alone well. The movie DOES serve as a perfectly introduction to its genre, because it's a well-written movie that introduces all of its worldbuilding elements pretty clearly, but it also... it both moves pretty fast, operating under the assumption that you are roughly familiar with superhero media already, and doesn't seem to feel the need to justify itself.
People have flashy powers and improbable secret identities and silly costumes and superspy technology, and it's just... there. That's how this world works. It doesn't matter how Mr. Incredible or Elastigirl developed powers or started fighting crime or built relationships within the community, because that's not what the movie is about; that's the starting line. While the movie pokes fun at many of its own spec fic elements, it also hits the ground running, trusting the audience to catch up to "this is an established superhero" as it establishes the film's relevant problems.
I don't know. I feel like I've watched more than a few live-action superhero movies that I'd describe as "scared of their own basic concepts" and treat the audience as incapable of easily digesting the idea of some guy having superpowers or fighting big scary guys, as though that's not one of the oldest concepts on the clay tablets or in oral storytelling traditions. And so these films VERY slowly handhold the audience through an origin story. I'm bored of that; especially since it's been 22 YEARS since "The Incredibles" kicked off in medias res.
Maybe this is a criticism that I'd extend to speculative fiction generally, including fantasy. Like, it's a damn dragon. It exists in this world. We get it. Everyone knows what a dragon is and it's really not hard for the toddlers to get it too. Tell the actual STORY now, please. "Once upon a time, there was a dragon," is not by itself a good story.
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
Alright I want to know something here:
the 🙃 emoji means (approximately)
silly!*
ugh!*
secret third thing you will explain in tags*
*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data
kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!
You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

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I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually
You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍
Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:
1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!
2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.
3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)
hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader
there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you
Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already
you've been summoned for july duty

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This is it, this is the one
*tries to bribe you with a piece of paper coloured green with crayon that says “100 MONEY” in huge letters*
*slowly slides it closer to you*