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I remember in his statement he said that he's tried to share The Joy Of The Blue with others, so he finds people who like Vast-aligned things and scares them. Cause making someone fear what their drawn to is how you get Avatars. So you can have The Most Traumatic experience of your life doing something you love (?) and at the end of it there's an old man who's just like. Hi I'm you grandpa now :) Now let's do that again but for fun :)

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

#trexel geistman

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

#saving this for later

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

#saving this. for later

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

honestly they’re better than the band that played at my bat mitzvah

#yes Yes YES

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

#hell yeah shark

#the boys are back in town #sorry I'm late

Look at all these creatures of the sea

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

Half of those services don't even work well. Oh you paused a little too long so we're exiting to the place where we can show more ads. I've even had some that made me search for the show every time because it wouldn't save it. It's like, that's the only reason you're sometimes more convenient and you're still fucking it up! But yeah the catalogs are way too spread out.

It really fucking sucks though. I just want to watch movies- without paying some shitty company. I really don't want to subscribe to 700 streaming services for them.

i have a suggestion

me too

Really, i hate subscriptions/shady deals fuck the modern age of media it sucks and i hate it. Nothing is free, nothing is owned forever, its bullshit!! wish i could just say "yes" and own the media damn it

i can’t believe no one has suggested piracy yet

#just going to set this aside for later :)

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

#the commentary makes this so fun :)

#ooh look at this!

do you know how fucking mad it makes me that the hilltop hole in reality and the panopticon tower can feasibly be read as yonic and phallic symbols of power. can you understand the level of rage I feel.

#this is one of those things #where on the one hand #its like Yes! Deep Analysis of the Canon Media #A Perspective I Didn't Consider #This is Interesting :) #but on the other hand #the psychic damage I took reading this

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

#sea lion shenanigans #sea lion #Chonkers mention #a literal giant just inserts himself into your friend group # and all you wanted was to take a nap together #and now this big guy is just. there

#Rocky, Jon, and an indeterminate length of time filled with non-stop questions #Grace and Rocky would want to use Science to fix whatever Problems occur #and they'd put on at least one puppet show for Jon and Martin to explain themselves

Nice!!! It's Our Day :)