wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

i yhink a pangolin could be puppies doggies

Women take up a small but not insignificant percentage of the population

um, source???

None. Winging it.

gay furry artists

This isn’t your search bar

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

You said it better than I could. Of all the inane and ridiculous things I've seen in my notes because of this post, "I NEED to say fuck you to strangers or I will literally die" is certainly one of them