- Some guy has a possessed gun that smokes mysteriously every once and a while that makes him kill stuff. He is? Unaware that it’s possessed despite the foreboding smoke? He is very cool and suave but from the whole possessed gun that he doesn’t seem to realize is possessed I have also concluded that he is not very smart.

- Blue girl, big ears, big tail, her mom is red and very pretty. I feel like this blue girl is supposed to be some form of purple? Is her dad blue? I don’t know what’s going on with her but she tricked a demon witch into eating a cupcake once and everybody loved that.

- Two elves named vex and vax (twins). At least on is in love with the dumb gun guy (they can do better) and the other one (vex? Vax? The dude) got tragically killed, made everyone cry, and then proceeded to just I guess hang out for another whole year or something before he actually died and made everyone cry all over again.

- Someone turns into a goldfish, which is a big deal and also very bad because they did so halfway off a cliff. Good for them.

- There is a bear. I have not heard if (he? She?) dies at some point but if they do I would be devastated that bear has become the sole Jenga block holding up my hope for the world.

- Robot man?? Tiny guy and tall guy (they are. In love?). I know there are three campaigns but I don’t know where these guys fit in.

- Could not even begin to describe the plot. No clue what’s happening there.

- A tiny gremlin goblin dude who (big reveal!!) can turn into a wolf. This guy is different from another tiny gremlin goblin who can turn into a mom.

- Two wizards, one of them is purple and very fancy, the other one is Haunted, but both have Accents. They are in love and nothing bad ever happens to them (this is a lie, at least one of them is dead). I’m fairly certain there are two different couples that this applies to and I have no idea who any of them are.

- Dragons?? Zombies?? There’s a vampire at some point and I thought she was dead but apparently not?

- baked goods

- sometimes somebody rolls a thing and they all go “OHHHHHH!” and other times somebody rolls a thing and they all go “OHHHHH” but sad this time. I don’t actually know how dnd works.

- a rat named pate (the girl elf’s rat named pate?). Thought this was pronounced pate like pete just spelled with flair but it’s actually pate like “pa-Tay.” I feel deceived.

They animated Taliesin’s tremor.

ASMODEUS: “Is something supposed to happen now?”

ZERXUS (confused): “I don’t know…”

ASMODEUS: “What are you attempting to do?”

ZERXUS: “I want you to remember — like you said, you remember everything — I want you to remember who you were before. Before you came here, before all of this. Do you remember?”

ASMODEUS: “I think I remember. The nature of the ceremony — this is a ceremony of atonement, correct?”

ZERXUS: “Yes.”

ASMODEUS: “I see. I think I know what may be happening.”

ZERXUS: “What?”

ASMODEUS: “The ritual of Evandrin, the resurrection. It didn’t work, because you tried to resurrect him, but he wasn’t dead.”

ZERXUS: “Right.”

ASMODEUS: “You’re trying to atone me.

laudna n fearne when imogen says anything self sacrificing or deprecating