Generally a big mess

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

AND 👆 costs twenty billion dollars per episode

and costs twenty billion dollars per episode

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

everyone needs to be a killjoy feminist right now

People love to go “ in the Soviet Union they picked your job for you 😭” yeah cunt that’s what we’re doin now too except they make you bark like a dog for three weeks straight first getting denied everywhere you wanna work until you end up somewhere you dont like anyway. Let’s just cut out that middle man why don’t we

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

Imagine if they find Luigi innocent and he has to go through the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got Turbodoxxed That One Time Because Everyone Thought He Was An Assassin.

#''the aftermath'' including a constant barrage of hate saying you got away with it and calling you a killer and harassing you/your family#never being able to find a job because the second an employer googles your name they see a couple of headlines and throw your resume away#not to mention the fact that the time spent in jail leading up to trial has devastating long-term effects on your mental and physical healt#like obviously the tag is a joke but like. criminal defendants are treated with such abject inhumanity by the system and by the public#idk i think dehumanizing people is bad. sue me

January was a tough year but we made it

i don't think people understand the irony of the date on this post. yes it's jan 31st and it's a mood so every jan 31st we reblog it. but guys. . . this was made in Jan 2020. By the first week of February covid numbers were finally starting to come out of china, by mid Feb Italy was shutting down and by the end of Feb half the world was entering their covid lockdowns. OP Jan may have be tough but you had a big storm coming