I am myself.

hey so maybe dont buy chunks of scottish land?? we kind of have a history with losing rights to our land to outsiders and an ongoing problem with losing agriculture land to people not using it for farming. buying land that you wont use for lord status is incredibly insenstive.

May I suggest an alternative for people who want the novelty of a noble title without buying up Scottish land?

That ad is not for people to “buy up Scottish land” - in fact, it is for the preservation and protection of Scottish woodland. If you buy one of these packages, you get one square foot of land dedicated to you in a nature preserve and a novelty certificate declaring you a lord or lady since that’s the traditional title for Scottish landowners - obviously you don’t get a real royal title. You don’t actually control the land, and of course you can’t build or develop on it. The money you spend goes towards protecting and conserving natural flora and fauna, replacing invasive and non-native species with native plants, and repairing damage done commercial forestry.