it smells like something that should not be consumed by humans. it smells like a jack-o-lantern that’s rotted after four days on the front porch
so, there are good ways to make something pumpkin-flavored, around this time of year. pumpkin spice is fine in a latte or dessert, but for pasta or soup, you go savory - onion, garlic, salt and pepper, and you’ve got yourself a decent meal!
I don’t know if I can finish eating this. I was barely able to start eating it, because the smell is so nauseating, putting it in my mouth feels wrong.
it’s salty, but also horribly sweet, and tastes strongly of cinnamon and nutmeg. when you take a bite, at first it tastes like nothing - but a few chews in, you can feel the awful sticky-sweet spice residue taking up residence in your mouth.
what malicious focus group told nissin that this was a good idea? how many people tried this product and thought it was good enough to put on shelves?
why does it have sugar, brown sugar, and sucralose in it? wasn’t one enough, you sick bastards?
-100/10. worst thing I’ve eaten this year. and that’s saying something, because I eat a lot of garbage.
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