Wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray?

Reblog and put in the tags a movie that made you think “what the fuck was that” after it ended.

I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

“ao3 should have an algorithm” ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.

A wet pussy and eyes full of love 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

i need the worlds easiest job and i need it to pay me $100,000 a year

how could i say no to a pretty girl like you.. lets throw a desktop wedding. i want all the icons to be there, all the folders and files. i love you forever