DANCE UP ON THEM HATERS;

It was totally good! I bet Sir Connor would like it too. I can tots give you the recipe. From the looks of it, it’s super easy to make too, I just might have to try to make it myself.

Oh, you know my Sir? He’s my Player Two; and he’s wonderful and makes my heart do all these flips and jumps in my chest.

Well, baby boy and Big Boss finally convinced Mama to get a tumblr. So let’s get these intros over with…

I’m Lauren Zizes and some of you probably knows me as the manager of Kuft here in Tampa. For those that don’t, we are a bondage club for all marks as long as you have ID to prove you are 18+. Alcohol is available for those 21+, with ID, at our limited bar. Everyone is allowed 2 drinks, and only two. 

So… if someone were planning a St. Patrick’s Day bash, what sort of things would people like to see at such an event? Aside from the obvious answer of alcohol.

In light of everything that’s been going on, I’ll let everyone know that All in Bloom, a submissively owned and operated business, will still be employing submissives, no matter what. I’m proud of my flower shop and I will continue to only employ submissives, no law will ever change that. It’s just obstacles, but it’s something. I’ve also been thinking about opening a dress shop, but I don’t know if I should combine it to be a flower and dress shop.

So all I can tell from looking at this site is that we’re supposed to post some sort of introduction thing. So here’s mine - 

I’m Emmett and I’m really fucking tired of seeing places that openly state they’re not Switch-friendly. We live in a MAJOR city, Switches are an actual designation. Christ sake, what does it matter as long as you get your money for services rendered?

Thank God it’s weekend or else I’d be calling in sick to work. I feel like utter shit today and I’m not here for getting sick in late February… or never, to be honest.

The trippiest thing happened to me today, man; I found 4 Scooby Doo pieces in my Star Wars fruit snacks pouch.  

Like, I had no idea Shaggy and Scoob were in Star Wars.

I probably had the weirdest thing ever with my dinner today. Fried avocados with chili sauce. It was good, but I don’t normally associate crunch with avocados…

Don’t you just love the fact that you’re now stressed about losing your job soon because of a personal event that happened about a week ago… because wow, what a fun thing to worry about in your early 30s, isn’t it? Anyways, I hate the government and nothing ever changed about that.

I have never felt a keener urge to punch myself right in the fucking face. I hate everything that this is, and then some. Thanks, Government, I love it when you shit on us. So, so much. 

Guess I won’t be getting a job now.

Well, I’m officially fucked. Thanks Government for fucking me over big time.

So… my first question is why is no one protesting ANY of this? This is not something that people should be getting away with. Everyone has a right to do what they love and make money.

Aren’t you just the cutest little delight? Thanks! How long have you been in Tampa?

As someone who works for the law, I have to say: half the things D.C. does, is highly illegal.

Something completely ridiculous, as far as I can tell. God, I can’t believe they can do this shit. Are you alright, sweetness?

... I’m fine, Sir.