Film Life

Casualty ready to throw punches for this DISRESPECT, go on hun👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Wolfee

Wolfenstein (well she says German words sometimes and I like the game)

Ms ‘my life is as messy as my hair’ 

Totally doesn’t miss the army, what do you mean I say it all the time? 

Legs 

Coward on legs - I honestly said that, out loud, at about 3 in the morning  

Whiskey’s best friend

Dick - this happens A LOT 

Sexy sapphic tree

Beanstalk apocalypse - I don’t know, don’t ask 

Leaning tower of Hawaiian pizza 

Baby Bramwell 

Now get ready for

Serena: Berenice.

Bernie: Hmm?

Serena: You’re talking to me. I am your wife.

Bernie: *puppypuppypuppy!smile* Yes, yes you are.

Serena: You’re going to start every sentence with the wife bit, aren’t you?

Bernie: Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. Because you are my wife.

Serena: Are you going to do this all day?

Bernie: Possibly.

Serena: …

Bernie: …

Serena: …

Bernie: My wife gets annoyed when I-

Holby: You know what our faithful LGBT fanbase would really love? what if we careful craft this beautiful love story between two women over two years only to kill it off (metaphorically of course, we can’t actually kill the lesbians, there’d be uproar!) in the space of five minutes at the end of a mediocre episode whilst simultaneously transplanting one of the relationship’s personalities into a cheating arse who allows it to happen with little remorse? Oh! and just so we’re all clear, we’ll have her catch a bouquet of flowers at the end just to show that she won’t be marrying the “love of her life” anytime soon and will likely have a male love interest by the time 2019’s out?…

Corrie: Hmm, that’s good but what about you have one of the lesbians try and shag a man to have a baby, because that’s the only way you can have babies right? then break up the relationship because all the heartache and shit we’ve put these two through to get to where they are now definitely needs more drama!