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You are the captain of the royal guard, today is your day off, and a rookie who doesn't recognize tries to arrest you for bumping into him.

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You have the best wizard-dad ever. He lets you have the tallest tower with the best view of his territory, gives you all these big dragons as pets, and keeps you safe from the outside world. So why are these strangers trying to take you away and calling him “evil”?
just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.
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Is it possible for an imprinted bird to eventually pair up to another bird without behavioral aggression?
Sort of?
I've had a few imprints pair up, but it's only successful if the imprint is left in a loft, so their human access is limited.
With their species template set to human, they can't really pair bond with anything else.
They'll mate and set eggs and feed peeps by instinct, but every time a human walks in, the imprint will abandon their pigeon mate and nest in favor of the human they actually want.
And because pigeons use social shunning to kill off members of the flock that they want to get rid of, leaving an imprint with minimal human interaction is existentially terrifying to them.
Your best bet for flock integration is socializing nestlings together and leaving a group of weaned babies with a flock you are trying to integrate them into.
Once they are self feeding, the sooner you integrate them, the better.
An adult may eventually make friends with another bird, but they generally won't be attracted to them or able to form a mate bond.
Cheeto, for example, flirts with May, but when she's offered for him to tread, he isn't actually interested.
It doesn't even occur to him to attempt to go through the motions.
But I have had other imprints take mates, only to abandon them the second I stepped into the loft.
If you don't actually want to hatch anything, they can be close enough friends to be happy together, but an imprint will always favor human company.
For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario
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If I may ask. Why are you breeding May? I thought it was generally a bad idea to use feral birds because we don’t know their genetic history
Of course! It's a great question.
It's because feral pigeons have a type of intelligence that can't be ethically sourced any other way.
There is a huge difference between maintaining intelligence over generations and building it up in the first place.
The same way Racing Homers are more structurally sound and fitter, with a much more robust and adaptable immune system than any other pigeon, because they are bred to race hundreds of miles and thousands of them from all over the country are exposed to each other all at once and then to the wild when they are transported to a race and then released.
No other breed has that kind of strength or stamina, and no other breed has to endure exposure events of such magnitude.
Ferals have the single most rapid uptake of new information and highest learning flexibility of any pigeon breed because they survive entirely on their wits.
Racers are the second most intelligent breed, capabpe of independent decision making, with a very long memory.
But they are extremely rigid thinkers. Once something becomes a habit for a racer, they can't unlearn that habit with new information they way ferals can.
No other breed comes close to a Racer's intelligence.
I have Rollers and Tumblers in the program because generations of working with their breeder (looking to him to be called in away from a hawk or storm) have made a very biddable bird, but they are not intelligent enough to think as independently as a racing homer, because there is no pressure to.
There is no humane way to recreate the pressures that built feral intelligence.
So, the best way to get feral intelligence into the project is to breed from a healthy feral, and then figure out what mental exercises can be done to keep that keenly reactive, adaptable intelligence into future generations.

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Agami Heron (Agamia agami), family Ardeidae, order Pelicaniformes, Costa Rica
photograph by Nancy Elwood
This is something you may see on hot days - this Blue Jay is not injured, it is taking a sunbath. It is done for skin care and grooming and helps with parasites. I always love seeing it because it feels like they have to feel perfectly safe when they do it.
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Messing with her design a bit, seeing what sticks

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How I found out that my cockatiel was a girl.
eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella