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Well I'm not too upset by this but how?

...uh huh, uh huh...

Every single Power Ranger, you say?

gnomes in a tree stump weeping with guilt as they turn their lollipops in the keyholes to arm and launch the intercontinental ballistic thistle

their commanding gnofficer standing behind them with a pine needle saying he won't hesitate to gnexecute them for defying a direct gnorder

Aborted neighbour: I would have loved to do construction at 3am

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

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The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms

I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques

i have something to say

everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

Just spent over an hour on a customer support line talking to half a dozen different people across five separate transfers, and the final resolution was that they were unable to help me because at some point in that process I'd somehow been transferred to their Australian branch. I didn't even know they had an Australian branch.

I wonder if they just transfer everyone they don't want to deal with to Australia.

the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder