If I went around handing out copies of the Quran to the children on this island, purely in the interest of the pursuit of knowledge… Well, I’d expect you’d chase me out of town, Miss Keane.
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If I went around handing out copies of the Quran to the children on this island, purely in the interest of the pursuit of knowledge… Well, I’d expect you’d chase me out of town, Miss Keane.
MIDNIGHT MASS | Book III: Proverbs

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Wasn’t this episode banned in the UK for that specific reason?
2 more years
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
Keep in mind that there is almost always a third option, most especially when the person talking is vague about what, precisely, it is that you “won’t do.”
If it’s noodles, pour them on your sister instead of on her computer, or if the noodles are quite hot, pour them on her pillow or in a great spattering arc around her room.
If you have a supervillain at gunpoint and *they* say you’re “too good” and “won’t do it,” shoot them in the leg/foot or the shoulder. The former allows them to think they’re right while you lower the gun only to be confronted with sudden understanding and regret when you blow their metatarsals to kingdom come, while the latter is instant and avoids giving them even a moment’s satisfaction or any time to charge you while you’re lowering the gun to shoot them in the leg.
Door Number Three usually exists and is often your friend. Endeavor to cultivate awareness thereof.
Ethical dillemas are rarely reducible down to a clear binary.
Getting philosophical here
There are two rules when it comes to making threats:
1. Always follow through. If you make a threat, then don’t do it, whoever you’re threatening will literally never listen to you again. You won’t get what you want, and you’ll lose pretty much every ounce of respect. Not only that, but you’ll also telegraph to anyone around you that you can be walked over.
2. Never start at the top. If you’re threatening someone, always have a point to escalate to, in case you need to follow through a second time to get what you want. You can only kill someone once, and if you threaten to do so and then don’t, you’re breaking rule 1. You want to start at a level that matches your desires, and then step up each further threat until you either get it, or they’re dead. Usually you only have to threaten someone twice, because they’ll know from the first time that you’ll do it.
(For legal reasons, this is writing advice).
im so sick of ppl defending their loved ones who let their friends talk to them crazy. idc how kind or shy you are if your FRIEND is being rude to another friend or significant other you need to say something!!!!!! like you don't need to be rude just tell them to stop wtf
THIS is the energy i want from everyone in 2022!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guests who can’t behave get the negative reinforcement
If no spray bottle available, any water will do
- A luxury you can’t live without? - A luxury I can’t live without? Coffee. I really like good coffee. - That’s not a luxury, you can get it anywhere. - …I like nice socks?
[id: gifs of larry king interviewing danny pudi. larry says, “that’s not a luxury, though. coffee and socks are not a luxury. danny says, “alright, give me a luxury. which - … what luxury should i have?“larry says, “a private plane.” danny says, a bit incredulously, “…. larry, i’m on ducktales.” end id]
Bear witness to the disconnect between a Boomer’s idea of luxury and a Millennial’s.
“Larry, I’m on DuckTales” is something I enjoy saying when I suddenly find perspective.

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i don't understand, are you implying being trans is better than being a kpop stan?
I'm not implying it I'm saying it explicitly
This post feels like when you're walking down the street and catch a glimpse of a conversation. What the fuck lead up to this
Vestido croma:

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tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life
me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice
my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way.
well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square
the fact that being a woman and not wearing makeup is considered subversive in many places... Girl I am literally just alive. This is my face
Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did
Prince Phillip kickin' it
That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?
Wandavision finale
The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas
Kardashian-West divorce
Grimes-Musk breakup
Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there
Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???
Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs
Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family
The Boat In The Suez Canal
Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason
The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme
Sea shanties took over TikTok
The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless
Fuck it's been a long year
I hate the whole concept of a negotiable salary it's just another form of wage theft like if a company is willing to pay up to 80k a year for a job but is only paying you 70k because you didn't negotiate a higher salary, they're literally saying they think your labor is worth 80k but they get to keep the extra 10k for themselves
Reblogging myself cause I'm angry at this again but the solution isnt to ban salary negotiations but to make all salary data public, easily assecible, meet national standards, and free to workers

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catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight
wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back