that ain't me fellas

literally NONE of their discography is safe. all bets are off code fucking red every mcr show is a pistol cocked and loaded ready to one-shot kill you specifically.

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

yung gravy is the only man i believe when he says he’s good at eating pussy

The ONLY thing that would make this better would be Cara snickering nearby. 

Cara was behind the camera recording this. 😂

I fell in love with Reno Sinclair the moment I saw his tiddies out 😩

I’m that soldier from the FFVII remake who immediately ran to Reno screaming "SIR ARE YOU HURT???" and reached out to carry him after his fight with Cloud in the church.

I trust him

you know bbc’s dracula can try as hard as he wants but he will never come close to the sheer drama, class, intimidation, and raw dilf energies as dracula castlevania